So Sofi. I hear you’ve got a thing for me.
Shall I show the kind of thing I have for you?
Well, y’know, I kinda saw your tumblr. And damn girl not only do you look fine, but I like the way you think.
-throws laptop out window- what tumblr who told you what
So uh, Megan told me you were heading to bed soon. Mind if I…join?